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Weinsteins want to call it Crash.

Now you're just writing Elvis Costello songs.

Happy People Riding in Cars Getting Coffee

Hey, Netflix. Shut up already.

"Welcome to Commie Talk. I'm your host, Linda Richman. I'll give you a topic to discuss. Red Heat is neither red nor hot."

Just keep your eyes and mouth closed.

That's so narcissistic to believe that we will be the ones to destroy it.

Yeah, it seemed like such a good idea at the time. Amazon Gold Box deal my ass.

Death is the ultimate Great Escape.

Yeah, I guess it's short. It just seems like the more I like a sitcom, the more I hate the fucking theme song.

"Binge-watch the glaciers melting."

Just, uh, leave out the theme song next time, okay, Netflix?

I so want Will Smith to narrate this thing.

Helps that the entire thing is quotable.

It's the same reason I have a fondness for Lynch's Dune.

It's also filled with likeable actors who look like they're having fun.

And Mike Ermentraut with hair!

Well, what did you think of the movie?

I've watched that scene on YouTube about 20 million times.

Too bad it was ripped off from Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.