They haven't been the same since Jordan left.

There's a Herb Alpert album in every thrift store.

I bought it for a dollar at a used CD store. It was in the bin.

Budapest Border Agent: What are you planning on doing in this country?

Side question: I haven't been on here much recently and could be totally wrong, but is O'Neal not around as much? I have seen his byline on some stories recently, but his volume seems to be way down.

Meanwhile, Mike Judge just got an idea for next season's Silicon Valley… Pied Periscope

"Heh. More like microscope."
-Brigitte Nielsen

Your performance art project entitled How to Misdiagnose a Gimmick Account has just begun, apparently.

"Down with Periscope!"

I bet HBO feels like Max Yasgur right about now.

Periscope paid 5 years of of my deliquent child support.

Streamsand Effect

I rented "A Better Tomorrow" once and it had no subtitles, just hilarious, hilarious dubbing, simply on account of one of the main characters being named Ho.

Love the username and avatar.

"Man, that pussy from Deliverance is really evil."

Mostly because they're blackout drunk when they're filming.

And the classical music channel.

If I was blind, I'd probably be a lot more picky about what I watched on TV and less picky about the women I would date.

I have no shame that I broke down and watched most The Wire with subtitles.

One if by pink, two if by stink.