*starts mashup tumblr called Entourichie Rich*

Technicality no beatdown boo over.

Netflix is kinda tame when it comes to that stuff. Well, tamer than it could be.

"They're all being assholes. Smug little assholes." - audio description for Richie Rich

"Frank Underwood is acting gay."

He's a real man cut from the know, that guy.

If a blind woman wants 3D in her face, she should just put out 3 Craigslist ads.

Matt Lizer?

I see what you did there.

What's next?

UPSTANDING DUDE WITH A TIGHT LITTLE BUTTHOLE ANUS

Finally, Daredevil can watch his own show.

With six wrong you get eggroll.

*leech hides out in Wil Wheaton's underwears*

I want there to be a show called The Mallory, which The Knick would then follow.

No, it's just a really mainstream acting class.

Playboy's New Detective…. where boobs are a flat circle.

How does one pronounce his last name?

The Sluuuuu-ehhhh-aaaaa

And alcoholic Meg Ryan.