“When A Man Loves A Woman” singer Percy Sledge has died. He was 73 and had been battling hammer.

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Try selling GameStop one of the guitars and see what happens.

Have you ever smelled a constipation fart?

Don't forget, the best thing about Ben Stein.

You're thinking of HIV.

"Hey, that's my bow! Thief! Thief!"

Emilio>Kublai>Dr. Joyce>Twisted

I think he was misquoted. He actually described spending five minutes in PSH's poorly ventilated dressing room as being "in the shit".

With the Brolins, I have to think about whether you're talking about James or Josh. Meaning, if I hear Josh Brolin is gonna be in something, I wonder if maybe it's really James. Hopefully one of them dies soon so I'm no longer confused.

You're looking for an outlaw? You hire an outlaw. You looking for a Dunkin Donuts? Well, I can give you directions.

Goodness gracious.

I disagree.

I still confuse Kurt Russell with Jeff Bridges, even though it makes no sense, because their roles have never ever been that similar. I guess you could mistake Captain Ron for Jeff Lebowski, that's about as close as they come.

I did use Stamps.com one time when I was unloading all my CDs onto the Amazon marketplace, but I pretty much only used it because it was the only thing that would print up media mail. Otherwise, you had to take your 10+ packages into a USPS. But I think Amazon and maybe Paypal give you that option now, and they'll…

My Dennis Quaid story:

I love it when he smashes the watermelon.

He should have sang "The Penis Song".

And Marvel kinda snags the good directors, while DC is sorta going with "Who was popular with the kids 8 years ago?"

Yeah, I think the only duds are the conversation cards sketch and there's one about a lion and some soldiers and maybe another one with some soldiers and a birthday cake that don't quite do it for me. Also, the organ donation thing is just uncomfortable for me.