Hey Science, they're just video games.

AKA FARTS

Seinfeld did it.

It's all in the marinade.

It's not the reporting we deserve, the one we get when it's apt.

Roger Ebert was a little heavy-handed.

Ted Bundy never played Gears of War.

Hang on tight.

Video Game: Hey, you're a meanie.
Person playing Said Video Game: Want some brownies?
Video Game: That's swell of you.

Buffalo Burger is your icon.

Posted by somebody being caught in a game of Metal Gear

The unemployment office does not consider it a full-time job.

Even Elvis sang the praises of the Little Sisters.

That was below the belt.

Bumper stickers are awesome.

I like playing Fallout with a veal scallopini cooking in the oven.

Is that a Prep(osition) School?

In Bioshock, you get a bigger reward for salvaging the Little Sisters anyway.

You're still playing GTA? There's like at least 5 other ones.

Pancakes or GTFO