Any relation to Dennis?

What's the good news?

Bound? No thanks, not into S&M. Try my neighbor, Mr. Totoro.

Or the sane wife at a field deafing.

Law & Mordor

*studio audience goes wild, starts eating live giraffe*

He's the Penguin, not the Horse.

It's not unusual to be amused and bemused by anyone.

My first introduction to Carol Kane was when I sprung out of her vagina.

It's her creepy old guy from Six Flags audition.

Turk Everlasting?

That reference was positively goony.

"Waiter, there's a sedimentary rock in my soup!"

It's some fucking bullshit. Just fucking go with it, Mandlay.

Probably fucking J.D.

Man, that would be amusing.

Not to be confused with the cotpuddle, when you drink too much and pee the bed.

Carol Kane: How do you like your toast, Batman?
Batman: Not on my face, preferably.

Marilu Henner: This all seems very familiar.

Bob Kane will play the Penguin's dad.