Donnie's ashes.

The only thing far-fetched about Back to the Future 2 is that there is an almanac market in 2015.

The future's so bright, I gotta avoid AIDS.

Mark Pillow isn't just an actor in Superman 4. It's what I did when I watched Superman 4.

This movie will retrofit the backstory so that a tornado mugs and kills his parents. The very same tornado that killed Papa Kent.

His comments are so elementary that Jeffrey Jones collects all his press clippings in a scrapbook.

"I wonder if my earth dad has landed yet."

I guess you've never seen the middle of Superman 3?

And the yellow represents pee.

The Avengers cover looks like a sweet Atari game.

Josh Duhamel to be falsely arrested for indecent exposure.

"Terrible lie!"
-Superman, golfing

Godzilla, Mr. Clean, crying Japanese senator guy, Grumpy Cat, and Topanga from Boy Meets World.

Rex Ryan to play Penguin.

FEATHER HIM!

"Neat enough for me to completely destroy fighting one other dude!"

Jason Momoa cries in the ocean constantly, but you would never know.

Paul Ryan? More like Paul Robin.

Christopher Nolan's Twenty-Five v. Six Two Four

"Icy what you did there!"
-Mr. Freeze