Backword by Sir Mix-A-Lot

Track 2: Lose Your Shell (Instrumental)
Track 3: Scary Halloween Sound Effects

Can't it be both?

He's the Louis CK of beating your wife.

Diminishing Returns would be a kickass album title for his next effort.

#notallm&ms

British spelling is the best spelling.

Emimem's wife left him and he's coming out with an album entitled "Robin Thicke's Wife"

In related news, M&M is coming out with a rap album.

Mmm, delicious bullet.

I only racism when I'm being chasedism.

The A.V. Club

Adam Richman's Ate (a) Mile (Of Sausages)

Nothing Else Mathers

One thing I know about essays: they like Eminem.

John Zima is a really annoying wrestler. Just terrible.

"Dream of a Lifetime. Totally legit. You can look us up. Well, not right now. We're not listed in the phone book yet. Maybe Monday."

Whatever happened to Jesse Eisenberg's adorable sister? She made me drink a Pepsi once.

Weekend Headlock With Tina and Amy

"Cena is no The Rock" just broke my third grade English teacher's brain.