Stumped? Is that a midget joke?

Also, lap dances.

I never learned how to read!

Naked Mickey Rooney: I was the biggest star in the world.
Heckler: Not from my vantage point!

*sends you a dollar in the mail for that comment*

Yes, and she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on and negotiate a new contract, I've seen everything. Yeah. I've seen it all.

I would watch the horror variant A Million Ways to Ty in the West

Now I'm imagining a foam finger that reads 'We're Game of Thrones Rape Victim #1!'

I just don't understand the need for that much money. If you have a camera, just set up a fucking YouTube channel and talk about books, Levar. Is this an elaborate blow-and-hookers scam? Or is Levar building the Enterprise?

Also, the one who got all butthurt that some dude was snapping photos of her whilst she was nude on Broadway.

(Girl who gets nude immediately)

It's good to think of the children. At the current rate in which your movie wife is younger and younger than your old ass, your wife will be played by a 9 year-old girl within 5 years.

Yeah.

Butterfly in the sky
I just jizzed on your mom's thigh
Take a look
It's in a book
I hope you get Cancer AIDS!

Another notch in evil column: dating Emilia Clarke.

This reminds me of that time when the Fonz jumped his motorcycle over the Magna Carta.

Yeah. Wasn't there rumblings back in the 90s that Arnold was gonna play Odysseus and it was gonna be directed by James Cameron?

(Arrested Development rest stop jump cut)

Real human steamer (and a real hero)
Real human steamer (and a real hero)

I wonder how many Scarface fans have decided to watch Dog Day Afternoon and really enjoyed it…. up until the point where he makes the phone call to his partner.