I'd watch it if they didn't change any pronouns.

I, Frankenstein will probably make the rounds on all the bad movie podcasts.

Mulholland Drivel

I would watch a movie where Bill Murray had an Annie Clark haircut.

"I'm gonna go barf on some squirrels."

I think when heavy people get on a crazy crusade where they drop a whole bunch of pounds all at once, they're gonna be a little insufferable about what they just learned about healthy behavior.

Yes, there are really pro-anorexia circles, but in my opinion, they're more like ovals.

My pet peeve was always that his quips were lame and I would always feel bad for the audience in the restaurant.

The worse one is Bizarre Foods, because the host is already gross to look at.

"Indie, why does the floor move?"

If those starving kids want to scarf down a 10-pound cheeseburger, nothing's stopping them. It's free if they finish. And they even get a t-shirt.

Smiling politely…

Future hate-song?

That's it.

More or less than NIN's Pretty Hate Machine?

There was a Lenny Kravitz song my buddy played for me, where it's just an instrumental and it was really trippy and then he re-started the song and balanced the speakers and Lenny was singing this time and my mind was blown. It's the song after Are You Gonna Go My Way on that one album.

System of a Down gets a lifetime pass for their song about Hollywood baseball games. They reference Tony Danza, and I just think of Battle of the Network Stars.

Anger/
Like Margaret Sanger/
Sitting on a bloody coathanger

It's not Counting Blue Cars by Dishwalla.

"According to my sound engineer friends…."