I'm actually a bit of a non-ironic fan of STP. Aside from their hits on Core (which I'm just sick of), but Weiland penned some catchy pop hits. The back half of Shangri-La-De-Da is underrated. Too bad about being a junkie.

He snatched it back as soon as I opened it. I wish there was an offensive phrase for when that happens.

Off-topic (semi on-topic)…. back in the late '90s there was a lighthearted pop hit, something along the nature of "You let me pass you in my car" or "You let me into your lane and I thank you", something like that. Really terrible stuff, but mildy catchy. Anyone know the title/artist I'm talking about?

IIRC the complaint about Rage was always something about how Zack grew up rich or something like that. I don't even remember where I heard it, it might be totally wrong.

Ever since listening to that Mouth Sounds thing, where "You're An All-Star" is slowed down immensely, and the lyrics are repeated multiple times, it does at least seem like it's a song that's saying something. It's annoying as fuck, but it's a very "carpe diem" message.

He tried to grip his metaphors… but he slipped.

Death is on my side….suicide!

I had Zac de la Rocha as a Secret Santa one year. He got me anger.

Morello reminds me of that dude from Boston. Tom Schulz? They just perfected a unique guitar sound and you can instantly pick out that it's a Boston or RATM song.

I bought the Jurassic Park soundtrack 2 weeks before the movie came out. I was a massive John Williams head back then. I thought it would be iconic, like Star Wars. It wasn't. Good (invisible) score from JW, but aside from the main theme, nothing special. (Whereas I've listened to the Star Wars box set hundreds of…

I was in college and had some friends-of-friends who were into wrestling and we had a free Pay-Per-View chip (god, I miss that cable box technology) and they forced a Wrestlemania upon us once.

Yeah, the only thing I kinda like is the Mad Men reviews because their writer blends in a bunch of historical background and images from the era when discussing the episode.

RATM's self-titled album is so good. It was great music to listen to while playing Twisted Metal 2.

Okay, but it's reviews of shitty movies on Netflix. I used to read a lot of Grantland, and I know what you mean (see: Rembert Browne). This was different. It felt beamed in from somewhere else.

Yeah, Queue Review and reviews of the Guy Fieri/Rachel Ray celebrity cookoff shows.

I'd still be 7!

He touched a glowing meteor.

Wow, Gabriel Iglesias standup movie?

1. Astrodome

Do not taunt Super Happy Fun Dome.