Sounds like a lot of people are sampling the spoiled milk and saying "This is some spoiled milk!", but I would have thought they stopped drinking the spoiled milk around Transformers 2.

There's pretty much a guarantee that Wahlberg will be in Transformers 5 and 6, right? That there's kind of a trilogy thing going on. For those that have seen it, is that right? Does it seem like it's the first of 3 movies?

R.I.P. Meshach Taylor

Before you step into the soap mine, be sure and test it out first with a canary:
http://welovesoaps.com/wls2…

It's on one of my cable channels all the time but it's always been 20 minutes in.

The Dissolve (fuck that "other site" shit) has some nice articles about it. And comments section.

TCM probably plays "The 12 Chairs" about twice a year.

I watched a lot of movies yesterday while I was doing stuff.

It seems like they are also putting up more newswires than normal.

Final Dawn of The Planet of the Apes Trailer

Paging Lorena Bobbitt!

The A.V. Club

I'M GOT SO EXCITED!
I'M GOT SO EXCITED!
I'M GOT SO… SCARED!

The internet is great at making me feel better about how I spend my free time.

Maybe it's a Pocket Simon for when you get bored.

Kevin Corrugations

Also, Rocky just happened to coincide with the bicentennial, and even the fight was all America-based.

Settle down, Roland Barthes.

Ricky Coogin: Stay on target.
Ricky Coogin's Turtlehead: We're too close!
Ricky Coogin: Stay on target!
Ricky Coogin's Turtlehead: [shouts] Loosen up!
[Ricky Coogin shits all over X-Wing Pilot Underoos]

It'll be along soon. Drinking my coffee now.