it seems like most of their stable of bands these days are going for lo-fi in the worst case scenario basement boombox recording kind of way. I'll tolerate that shit if it's a third generation Necros demo, but not anybody that's theoretically trying to get their foot in the door of an overcrowded room. I got shit to…

please, someone buy my 25 Ta Life records.

yerf
Youth Attack being discussed by the AV CLUB. DIDN'T EXPECT THAT.

working title was Handle With Care
Dushku plays Jack Handle, a retired cop, who shares an apartment with a retired criminal. they're the original odd couple!

oh you mean Officer O'Malley from Airheads? that guy doesn't break the rules, but sometimes he bends them!

ATTICA! ATTICA!

someone convinced me to watch one of the scary movies, and obvz it was terrible, but Leslie Nielsen as the president bush stand in managed to wring one laugh out of me. to paraphrase the scene:

alltime favorite is the long scene with the camera focused on his feet walking the pavement as he narrates a bunch of questions about the case to himself, ending on him looking around and the voiceover saying "..and where the hell was I?"

like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel things out.

as a red sox fan
it was great to see Dr. Dre at a pregame ceremony this year, which he attended solely to schlep his overpriced headphones. the nice lady on NESN softballed him some questions in an interview and he was really rude and seem confused as to why she would ask something as irrelevant as "why are these…

"ain't nuthin' but a SHE THANG baby" -Eric Wright's ghost

not to burst your bubble, but they've put the "WILL RETURN…" on at the end of seasons before, generally admitting that they don't know when new episodes will be made. that said, isn't this show critically beloved now? I mean if Aqua Teen Hunger Force can pass 100 episodes and Squidbillies is still on the air, I…

and just to extrapolate on what I mean by "chances":

yeah this show is really past it's prime, there''s little debate on that. but I appreciate that it's willing to take chances and experiment, even if it very rarely pays off in the slightest. and I really liked the murder mystery, but then Clue is one of my favorite movies ever. LEE VING for God's sake!

there is one name for our national shame

oh baby, an interview with Lorne Michaels…

well remember when Kimmel did that entire show as Leno and then Leno had him on as a guest the same week, either to show what a DOWN TO EARTH guy he is or to browbeat him over it or God knows what? I'm sure Leno's sentient classic car agents would love him to be on Conan's show to continue to prove what a REGULAR…

TOUCH ME
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE LET ME FEEL YOUR HAND

I would show support with a quote
but I can understand less than one percent of what he actually says.

MUDHONNNNEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY