Despise You???
if their new material is half as hard as West Side Horizons was, I am so so so very excited. one of the most slept on bands of the 90s, up there with Crossed Out as far as I'm concerned.

"but Calculon, I thought you were…"
"EGYPTIAN??"

further adventures down the "never thought it'd happen" rabbit hole
Steve from 9 Shocks is quoted on the AV Club! Heller, you like Factorymen?

Sammy Hagar
LOL

hey
I like stuff!

Trans-Europe Exspock

Green Blood Mountain

Kind of Science Officer

Ears For Fears

Live Long And Prosper Or Die Trying

Logic Is My Business, And Business Is Pure Energy

Blood, Sugar, Sex, NIMOY!

ME GRIMLOCK! (I'm helping, right?)

MUAAAHHHH THE FRENCH

A Little Night Orson is probably the high water mark of comedy this site has ever offered (and I think this site is very good and funny).

as I'm sure by now this has been pointed out
wasn't he Ratchet in the first terrible CGI movie?

woooof
I thought leona helmsley was dead

Eazy was killed by the government, everybody knows that. why do you think Reagan invited him to the whitehouse? for watercress sandwiches?

DISCO STAR WARS! mix tape staple.

my parents had a pretty uncool record collection
my mom's a born again, and while my dad used to follow Creedence on tour (even cooler anecdote if you'd met him!) he had to TONE IT DOWN. so the record of theirs that I rocked the most was the Neil Diamond opus BEAUTIFUL NOISE. I picked up a copy of this years later…