Looks like I got the jump on you, Seany.

I drink your blue milkshake! I drink it up!

The Hobbit 2: Weekend At Bernie's 3

Yay, more live action cartoons for stunted man-children. I can't wait to totally not see this.

No one in America gives a shit about Robbie Williams, and for good reason.

STARE AT MY FUCKING BLOG:

These guys just suck, period.

No pop-culture for me this week. Too busy sculpting up these abs:

Ha ha, nice write-up, bro.

NOOOO OOOOOONE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES

Is it me or is Kanye becoming more chimplike?

Racist.

When's the Time Warp Trio getting a big screen adap?

I'll never give up on you, dinosaurs.

White Power.

Kanye spent 5 hours working on that Spongebob meme.

Yes. Optional.

It's really popular with white people in their 20s and 30s who drink at work.

My parents never went through a divorce. I feel sorry for you chumps.

Don't comment when you're drinking, it's just embarrassing.