Anybody jacking?

Man, slow news day.

THERE'S GOLD IN DEM THAR HILLS!!!!!!!!!

You're cute. Let's hit up a dive bar tonight.

It's cool not to care.

De-evolution is real, folks.

More like Breaking Shit.

In other showbiz news, Kevin Smith spotted vacationing in Malibu:

Speaking of films, guess who's got 2 thumbs and a Letterbox HD account? This guuuuuuuuuy:

You know what the craziest part of all this is?

I'd let Scrawler give me a blow jay.

I've banged both my sisters.

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Just wait until I reveal my true identity.

Escobar would give Walter White a run for his money.

Who is John Sluggo?