WWOFTBBNR,

I accidentally watched the Christian rock music video about 3 times and hummed the song all afternoon.

At first I thought it was a gopher and not a lion. I'll let you decide how that tipped the awful/awesome scale.

Scratch that…after a little research, I found out it's only when connected to a wifi network. I've only ever tried it at home. Huh.

You wanna know the worst part about that commercial??? You most certainly can talk on the phone and surf the web at the same time. I've got a Droid and it works like a champ.

I have had 3 Onion articles hanging in my cubicle for around 4 years now.

They're gonna to have to settle for bird huts, rather than bird houses.

It's an exercise pole, baby!

STOP THE PRESSES!!!
KEVIN SMITH TOO FAT TO FLY -

I donated to his charity…

What did the blind, deaf kid get for Christmas???

Guess what?!? My kindle books are belong to us when you someone eat it.

I was flying this weekend and sat next to a guy that looked just like The Situation. Red and white Yankees hat, like 3 coats on, blaring techno in his ipod and bobbing his head to it.

/stands

Nice work, Parma. You beat me to the… punch.

You can find the article here:

And Friday After Next came out like two weeks early!

Add one more vote to the banana pimp from Belly and voodoo doctor columns.

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Charlie spelled it as Mittons because he is illiterate.