That may be true, but…
Who is the best SMELLING artist?!?!?!

I was hoping…
I was hoping it would be like the old comedies where the girl stands at the end of the conveyor belt and has to date (or bang) each guy that comes down the line. Slowly but surely the conveyor belt starts moving faster and before you know it she's getting quadruple teamed with yakety sax playing in the…

No fat tape
But a coworker recently invited me to a magical girdle party They were selling girdles for men and women and herbal virility treatments. I didn't attend but apparently it was a hilarious good time a few folks tried 'em on.

I've got a ps3 so I don't pay fore online service. I also picked up mw2 for only $50.

Even worse, an Activia Panini. You know, so she can stay regular.

Right on, billyverona. Andy really nailed the accents.

You're about to blow up like a balloon with a grenade in it!

Soce, I read that as ingenius rock.

Looks like AVC isn't reviewing The League.
I enjoyed tonight's episode.

SIMS, WHERE WERE YOU ON THAT ONE?…WHAT, NO VH1 IN ENGLAND?

How will they know you correctly capitalized and punctuated?!?

Hopefully, no one will get you any more mascara, littlealex. Unless you're a girl Alex and not a boy Alex.

Correction
"Rush-Limbaugh's-nightmares vision of lazy welfare queens"

I'm on the devil's side of this Eggpocolypse. Death to nuts of all forms in brownies AND cookies!!! And for every slice of pineapple on pizza your mothers will receive 100 lashes with a flaming whip in hell!!!

Daryl Hall
"I never enjoyed music."

Cafeteria Music
EVERY GOD DAMN DAY AT WORK!

She was pretty much only excellent at tapping though.

Gotta Agree
Legacy really impressed tonight. Without a doubt best dance of the season, thus far. They really played to his strengths without focusing on him entirely. I liked when Kathryn caught him instead of the other way around, too. Good show.

Sweet!

ScottieB, I kinda like Maclin, too. Can't bank on Breaston or Bell. Maclin is no doubt #2, especially with Westbrook out.