CC, my sister is trying to adopt as well. Hope that goes well for you.

I did some work on like Monday or Tuesday.

The drapes don't match the carpet?

…wildcat…

I didn't like how she got all fat and stuff by the end of Knocked Up.

apologies…your should read "UR"

You just have to wait out a week or two of Weekend Box Office and those damn commercials and your set!

Garfield, you crazy cat! I love it when you make a sandwich out of every item in the fridge!

I gotta take Hoodwink's side on this one.

Hey! Me too!

Yeah, yeah, I know. Gramma would love a card and stamps aren't exactly hard to find. I've even got a desk and envelopes (two sizes even!) at home.

Um…are you guys really still mailing letters?

Hell yeah!!! I worked at Sonic during my formative high school years! Honestly, it was my favorite job that I've ever had. I hung out with my friends all day, goofed around with kids toys, made fantastic concoctions with tater tots, fritos, chili, cheese and chicken. The drinks were even better! And to top it all off…

I've been waiting for this thread.

Well, while you're waiting for her to get out of the movie, you'll have enough time to sneak to the bathroom, whip out your bag of M&Ms, separate them by color, and then eat them two by two.

Yeah, my guess is that Rev. will be forced to sprinkle a light layer of mozzarella over his chicken parmesan and place it in the oven for 4-6 minutes at 375 degrees, removing when the cheese is golden brown.

Nice wrap up, Flashman.

What the hell is a Shake and Vac???

Rock of Love: Taste Test!

As long as it's buy one get one free.