Mark me down for a beer coozi.

Do you guys refer to it as "The Land Up Over"?

Erh. I'll take a stab at it…U-turn???

That sunsphere may be the greatest landmark in America.

Oooh. Franzia, straight outta the bag.

Nabin, your shirt is the exact same color as your skin.

And here's Shelly and Mae to tell us about rhubarb…

I got a cousin. He's broke, don't do shit. His name's Quincy Jones…uh… Aunt Rhonda remarried.

No blood on my sneaks, gotta keep it so my kicks is clean!

Lisa Bonet was attractive back in the day. TLC was hot. Pretty much any woman that takes care of herself, and has some natural beauty will be attractive regardless of hair style. And celebrites change their hair so often who can really tell? Furthermore, how many women do you know with 100% natural hair? A huge…

THAT MAN'S ARM JUST CAME OFF!!!!

OK
Lots of things made that a shitty week.

Well put, barefoot jim.

Strongest/Underdog
Female: Melissa or Jeanine/Caitlin
Male: Ade/Brandon

Alright
I never watched Mr. Show. I do love cross from Arrested Development and other flashes of him in other movies and such.

I know a guy that got 10 days for contempt of court.

The website does fail to mention when he looked at her and asked, "Does Chris Brown need to smack a bitch?".

Allow me to translate. Chris Brown royally fucked Rihanna up. I'd never read the police statement before today. CNN posted the original police statement which was a 12-15 paragraph horror story and then reduced it to about 3 paragraphs.

He wears two pairs?!?

You don't really understand the nature of this situation, do you?