I kept an empty box of Wheaties that had Tiger Woods on in for about 8 years. I eventually threw it away because I realized that it was completely worthless and stupid.
Fast forward to about 6 months ago playing trivia. My friend and I are in 3rd place, 18 points behind the leader. The big final question where you can…

Yeah, I'd imagine that guy hears a lot of, "God, I fuckin' hate those fuckin' assholes that wear their stupid fucking blinking, fucking bluetooth headsets!!! He looks like such a fuckin' dickhead."

This goddamn commercial!!!!
You see that scene with the hunter??? The hunter wearing a sound enhancing device!!!

I love my dog too. He's a boxer mix mutt rescue dog named Rocko. Dogs rule.

Also, locationesque.

They are the puffs but they are skinnier, slightly smaller and the texture is better. Not quite as tear your mouth apart as the puffs, more like biting a crunchy pillow.

The difference on an HDTV between a regular dvd player with component cables and a Blu-Ray player with an HDMI cable (PS3 in my case, never seen just a Blu-Ray player in action) is astonishing.

You are correct, littlealex. It gives me chills thinking about it.

There is a bar close to my place called The Rusty Nail. They have a huge smoking revolver BBQ out front. It is awesome.

You know what what's good? Those new Natural White Cheddar Cheetos. Fo Realz.

Blasphemy!!! Puffs are the superior Cheeto, only since they stopped making the original Cheetos Balls.

I enjoyed watching every one of Fallon's jokes fail miserably during his monologue one night.

Try this on for size!

He uses a rotary keyboard.

I think that not calling it Dunder-Mifflinfinity was a missed opportunity.

Oh ye of little faith, have you forgetten who's developin' tha bizness???

Seventy six sexy seniors strewn across Scotsdale!

In my office you get one warning. If you screw up a second time you are publicly beaten by the supervisor with his giant golden belt.

Jesse James is awesome. Cool as a cucumber, that one.

I think the best episodes of this season were the two with Tuco's uncle and that ominous bell he had stuck on his wheelchair. That bell was so awesome.