And the trick is to time the shitty hangover feeling for right around lunch. Start feelin' shitty, grab some greasy chinese food, by 2 o'clock you're feeling better and ready to start winding down the work day and getting ready to do it again!

Wow. If I gotta pay more than $4.25 for a pack of smokes I'm pissed. But, Georgians do love their tobacco.

You're high!

Rabble Rabble, auditing jokes aren't funny. It's tax season.

No problem. I got hookup at this funeral home my buddy works at.

I had a page load error for a good while.

Nobody is throwing the numbers in there? Hmmm…. AVC is lacking the L33TS.

The only good thing said about the game was "oddly satisfying". I'm not trying to get on the letter grade thing here, I don't care enough. But, I would like to know more of the good things that redeemed it from a D score. I'm in the market for a new shooter and I'd like to hear some awesome things about the game that…

Midnitesnak, the theory was debunked a while back but it went something to the tune of an organization of America's black leaders, using the nation of Islam as muscle, intimidated Chappelle into cancelling his show because it was believed to be harming the nation's view of race relations.

I watched Iron Chef, Chopped, and Al Roker going around the country to a bunch of really awesome diners. I'd never thought of consuming two pounds of hash browns in a single sitting until last night. Now, it's all I can think about. The building of it went as follows: Hash browns, cheese, sausage, bacon, ham, hash…

PW, your dying words will be misinterpreted to "Jeff Dunham has taken a big steaming dump and made it into an umpire."

3 Points:
-The food network is the awesomest thing ever. I just got cable back yesterdat after quite a while without it and watched food network for 4 hours last night.
-A show about a guy with bunches of pockets would be really cool. I'd watch until the commercials came on.
-The Nation Of Islam, Oprah Winfrey, and Bill…

I always enjoyed the Metallica one. If only for when they told the story about James Hetfield getting hit with the pyro and then the crazy Canadian metalheads rioting.

I think Amy Winehouse is an obvious choice.

+1 internets for the save attempt. Only 99,999 to go before you're even again!

I'd go back and get drunker!!!

Every single person that has met you or even seen you from a distance said to themselves, "If it was worth it to look, I would stare at that failure". I mean, not only did you fail in your firstie, but you had to use the word first. The route to go on an article like this would be something having to do with VH—-1.…

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Failure to Launch is a better movie than both You, Me and Dupree, and The Breakup.

Got you good, you fucker!!!

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