@ … : That was epic. Your "yes, no, maybe, so, ah, fuck, it, shit, is, weak" made me laugh audibly at work. Then I had to explain why I was laughing to my coworker. It didn't transate well.

This incorrectly assumes The Pussycat Dolls can read.

But just imagine the royalties…

So many awesome songs to choose from.

Good ol' Reg. I'd love to see that guy in something new. You just look at him and know he's good people.

I have a ham in my fridge as well. I just moved and my neighbor works at Honeybaked Ham. I imagine ham in my fridge will become a regular (and welcome) attraction.

Gentle, I enjoyed your post thoroughly.

Jimmy Fallon was one of the opening acts for The Strokes back in 02 or 03 and boy oh boy was it hilarious.

You should change your last name to Phirst.

They will never let gays marry in GA. Never ever.

Where'd you get em? If it's convenient enough I just might give 'em a go for the hell of it.

Errr…yeah…the whole day savings thing didn't work anyway. With whole spring forward thing it would've been Tuesday for ya.

Happy Commonwealth Day, foreigners!

Fun dorm room fire story:

John Backdoorian!

Followed promptly by the home STD test episode.

I got $100 bucks that says you could hire the entire real cast of each of those shows (except for Dick Van Dyke).

In your strange land did you have Day Savings? Is it still Sunday there?

You'll never be able to check this in art class! I know the bus ride home is long and the kids are mean, but Mom won't be home until 5:30. You can get a lot of quality "me" time in there.

Mmmmm….body chocolate! Wanna lick?