I'm pretty sure I could hold my own against these dinosaurs. My insides are only 24 years old with 2-6 solid years of abuse.

I've got a $4,000 watch. I just can't get it out of my piece of shit car.

It would be far more professional to knock.

…that stinks…

Dave is a snappy dresser, bizness developah, and THE IES. If the AVC ever gets rid of him, as he implies, I will show my outrage by posting an angry comment in protest. This is my pledge to you, Dave Chang.

Those would be DDDDDs. Maybe even DDDDDDDDDDs. Actually, since each individually is a DD that would be DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDs.

Christ, Ellie. Why would you do this to yourself?

Ooooh, looks like we got a regular smarty pants here, too.

God, I love arcades. I could play the push coins over the cliff game for the rest of my life and die a happy man.

Nothing will ever beat the first guy to win Millionaire. Using his phone a friend life line to tell his Dad he just one a million dollars is one of the top moments of game show history.

I count at least 4 stupid things about the above comment.

A relative of mine was having trouble conceiving, so she and her husband went through all of the fertility treatments and finally ended up having the doc mix up a batch of their eggs/sperm which actually worked and now they have a wonderful little boy.

…in this post 9/11 world…

I'll step in here and solve everything:

It just wasn't the same without "What are you lookin' at???"

Floyd, there is no 15 year old boy in America that has not seen and jerked it to and array of unmentionable acts that his father could never have imagined at that age. I don't believe that stuff still happens.

Might have to hide it just to keep her from stealin' it!

No one ever gets laid at a pizza party, KB.

DMAN YOU MOPEY AV CLUBBERS!!!

That's Dr. Sophistication to you. I earned a PHD in Sophisticology.