Phel, horses and mobsters never mix.

Well, I saw the last 2 seasons of The Wire and I read this constantly, so I know what happens. No real surprises, but, I know I must see it.

Now that's pimpin', Pimpin'!

Season 5 will rock your ass.

Since when is it racist to only have illiterate hoes? Thats just smart pimpin'.

Asa, everytime I read your name I read it as "Ass Dye". This, to me, is a very funny concept.

Your hos know how to read??? That just ain't good for bidness.

The Importance of Flexibility

It doesn't show it but the word "fertile" is silk screened on her ass.

Its probably sitting right next to that damned salt shaker you've been looking for for the last 35 years.

V/O: In a world where greed rules.
Player 1: We're attacking North America!
V/O: Where no one is your friend.
Player 2: Damn you! We had an alliance!
V/O: One man will learn…
Pleyer 2: You'll pay dearly for this!!!
V/O: That even the greatest conquerer…needs a little luck.
Player 1: Prepare the cannons!
RISK
SUMMER 2009
GET…

This boggles my mind.

That makes a lot more sense. I blame a woman for my ignorance.

There is nothing wrong with adding Bon Jovi to the "crotchety old rockers who still perform list".

They banned me from the zoo too.

Useless celebrities have their fair share of poor people's children as well.

Ooooh, horse flies. Probably the most satisfying insect to kill. They bite you, so you want to kill them, they have similar speed and agility to regular flies, so its a challenge, and they're big disgusting flies that have a satisfying crunch.

This is the signal for the start of the apocalypse, right?

Was it all on a whim or planned? How do you carry them? Is there not a more effective way to get his message across???

That was a terrible firstie.