You haven't lived (or died inside) until you've seen a crotch shot of The Boss' on a 42" HDTV.

*is*

Party drink of choice is Dayquil.

Only God know why they're still making music?

They want to date 16 year old boys.

They wear the same size pants???

Ticketmaster has been a gigantic scam from day one. They would be a monopoly if not for a handful of tiny ticket companies at crap venues.

Fuck an HSA! Use it or lose it my ballsack!

I don't think his 5th star is legal to show in family theaters.

I was shocked that they don't have pictures.

If you were standing at the top of a hill they were riding up, you could probably throw 100 of 'em!

King Bastard is killin' it today. Bravo.

Zapps is THE drinking chip. They are incredibly greasy, have a great texture, and come in fantastic flavors.

The British make English seem like a foreign language.

Prison Wine, makin' ends meet, eh? Got that pandemic???

I enjoyed AD thoroughly.

Should've at least got some recognition.

Should've at least got some recognition.

I've also got Paris Hilton.

As long as you die in a fire. Otherwise, you will dishonor the AV Club.