The Roots variety hour would be about 8 steps short of seeing Mantan! become a reality.

from not by, that wouldn't make sense (wink)

Guy who's protected by 3 inch Bees (that should be a user name).

and a lazer show, and bubbles.

@Dad dude: Coming to America, Bowfinger, Life, Harlem Nights, Raw, and Delirious.

TV Funhouse
Anyone remember his speech regarding the severity of "cock cancer" and "pussy cancer"… "sweet pussy cancer".

Eddie Murphy
The first Nutty Professor doesn't belong on that list.

I'm sure there will be a scene where John Connor takes Kyle Reese aside and tells him to bone his mom so that he may live.

Joe Wendt
I never met George Wendt, I met his wife and roomed with his son Joe during a summer art program in 2004. He was a bro-dude, rich kid, douche bag who likes to get baked, crank Pearl Jam, and slap the funk bass, he called Napoleon Dynamite "Nappy-D".

No, he's a robot, it's not like he has a soul or anything, he's broken, fix him.

Also, and I'm saying this because she's the reason this film was brought up to begin with, it's the only movie Sandra Bullock actually does any acting in.

In Living Color, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, Don't Be A Menace, there was a time when people didn't groan after you said Wayans brothers.

I think I'm okay with the thought of someone with a Scottish accent saying "Butt of sck".

@ The Shredder: yeah those are still looking pretty solid, I just miss being as hyped as I was for Iron Man and TDK.

I still dig the first Spidey, Green Goblin was a little underwhelming but that was mostly the ridiculous costume, Dafoe acted his way out of it. It wasn't the Dark Knight, but it was fun and rewatchable.

This summer
will probably suck, Star Trek could be cool but that's about all I'm geeked for, and even then I'm just sorta geeked. Batman, Iron Man, Wall-E, and Pineapple Express were all so good, I even sorta dug The Hulk and Tropic Thunder. This summer looks like it's trying (and failing) to shake off it's hangover…

You forgot Raekwon.

Snoop is by no means an album guy, but his singles are always fun and current, that's more than I can say for a lot of people, even Prince.

I love the bit where Kimmel says a sex tape of him and his wife has leaked and figures if he shows it on TV it won't make money anywhere else. It's just him from behind with a giant calligraphy tattoo on his back that says "PIZZA", hovering over his wife, thrusting and grunting really hard for about 30 seconds and…

What about Jackson 5 era MJ? I love Off the Wall, Thriller, and Bad as much as the next guy but his voice was at it's best when he was 10. He learned to work with what he had in his later years (and that's an understatement) but his voice was so much more natural and impressive during the early days of the J5. Surely…