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Nick Nonchalant
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I watched Slacker on Hulu once, and now that Disney's on board there might be some Miramax stuff on the way.

What's the joke?

Every fucking time I see Uncle Ben's mug in Spider-Man, I know it's time to fight back the tears, and they just kept bringing him back because it's so obvious that everyone's going to have a soft spot for an old man with sage like advice who was senselessly murdered in cold blood.

Yeah "Do it for her" is a classic as is the one with Homer's Mom

I saw that in a class I took called "Madness" because of the accuracy of the scene where Swank is in electroshock therapy, heavy stuff, good movie.

Erotic City
Is a filthy brilliant song, put it on to see who has a soul, if they do, they'll dance.

I like to play "I Would Die 4 U" at the height of any rager, the feeling is indescribable.

Off the top of my head
The scene in the "The Elephant Man" where he gets a standing ovation.

No fucking way, I was just about to write about this, when his childhood buddy says something along the lines of "It's like Hemingway said about Paris, that it just keeps going, that's like Joe", then he starts to well up (as I'm doing right now) and gets up and walks away to be by himself… yup I'm crying.

So
does anyone licky boom boom down in this flick?

Cookie Monster!

I was just about to say "Vertical Limit", it's so stupid, exploding shoes, Chris O'Donnel climbing a mountain with a backpack full of nitro, and talk about lines that represent the audience, when O'Donnel says he's going to do this some aussie dude says "and of all the sperm you were the fastest?", it's about 90…

Developer: we're gonna need a him to be a real badass, the kind of guy who has a perpetual Christian Slater sneer, a long trench coat with an unbuttoned Hawaiian silk shirt underneath, and a goofy necklace he got from Clare's.

Why come you don't have a tatoo?

I thought Lars' dad was a professional wizard.

This athletic shorts wearing motherfucker
can't have more than one hit in him, it's like that Afroman shit from what seems like a century ago, novelty rap, pure and simple.

Eh, I think you give DQ too much credit, they're pretty much lost in the fast food shuffle in my eyes.

Rugrats
75% of that show was based on the subject of this Inventory.

Mr. Nanny put up with too much shit to be considered awful. He fought kidnappers and put on a goddamn tutu, what do you want from him?

Sit Down, Shut Up
Haven't seen it but it looks destined for cancellation, can't explain it, hope I'm wrong, looks doomed.