Best Quote
"Look at this FUCKING guy!"

I just saw this movie as well and you raise some good points. Although, I must say I was disappointed when the credits rolled that there was absolutely no resolution/explanation for what was just presented.

I loved Ron's delivery of "I'm going to type every word I know!"

Schneider's got some serious acting chops. All The Real Girls, anyone? I heard he left to make movies.

Kevin Corrigan and Triple H as Partners in Crime?
I'm going to file a motion against this review.

I Liked Their Energy!
But that's about it. Regardless, hipsters are gonna eat this shit up with a spoon.

Because Donnie Darko blew so many minds when it came out.

I think True Romance may be the best movie ever filmed. There's a lot of evidence in its favor and not a lot of evidence to the contrary.

Brown Star Insurance
Funny, it's also what an asshole looks like.

O'Neal's boyfriend must've stood him up last night.

Only in America
Is this asshole famous TWICE in my lifetime for two completely unrelated yet equally annoying things: Achey Breaky Heart and Hannah Montana.

I skipped through Everything's Eventual and found some pretty choice King shorts. The Man in the Black Suit really stuck with me..might be one of my favorite all-time short stories actually.

But
Does his dick end up in a pie?

You kidding? Vinnie Chase killed it, bro.

Sex is the dessert, people. You don't nosh on a box of oreos before partaking in all you can eat crab legs now do you?

THIS IS LIKE SAVAGE LOVE BUT WITH COMMENTS
My advice: Quit being so pathetic you pathetic loveless losers!

Vacation Give-Away
The weekly "Let's set aside 5 minutes to let Kristin Wiig be a hot ham sandwich" sketch.

*sigh* sacrelicious: an insufferable twat in a city full of insufferable twats. It doesn't matter how you get there, my man. You're no better and no more justified to be there than anybody else.

My Next Read
I have yet to read a King novel I didn't thoroughly enjoy. Granted, I've only finished three (It, The Shining, and Misery) but I'm pretty excited to tackle this once I finish Malcolm X's autobiography.

@Raucous