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Yeah, I don't get the hype either. From what I've listened to they're fun and dancey but nothing close to warranting this kind of hubbub over.

Dirty D
Goddamnit I love my city.

Good points, Prof. Provolone. You always were my favorite cheese when paired with turkey.

Just Saw Scott Pilgrim
And despite all the things that movie had going for it, I could not get past Cera's doe-eyed, girly-voiced stammering delivery of every one of his fucking lines.

With His $3,000 Suits
If this happens, how long before they wink-and-nod at AD fans with jokes about how expensive his suits are. C'MONNNNNN

@King Bastard

A Google Image of Zoe Kazan Turns Up…
A Busty hipster cutie SCHWWWWWWING

Yeah, I blocked out the details because I just couldn't get over how white, WASPy and 90's the whole thing was.

I once saw a comedy special from the early 90's with David Spade doing stand-up. He did a joke about sitting in the nosebleed section at some concert and the band on stage looked really small. That was his joke.

They wisely photoshopped away his pimples, I see.

WWF Attitude, bro!

I've Seen That Picture Before
It's in the dictionary under "Smug" see also: "Smarmy"; "Elitist" "Enjoys smells of owns farts"

Terriers are my very favorite breed / they're cute and cuddly and something something something.

Meh
I don't see why. Clusterfucked next to It's Always Sunny, The League is just a less funny improvised show about a group of friends being really awful to each other any chance they get. That's too much vitorile for a one-hour block of programming.

All the best comedians are ugly. Nobody can be funny when they're good looking because it annoys all the ugly people out there watching them.

According to My Sources
Jodie Foster's Beaver stinks!

Ah Sarah Dunsworth—now there's a looker!

Wait, the Brown Bunny wasn't a porno?

If you're referring to that scene in The Wire where Royce is catching a blowjob from his secretary I must throw this out there: that was the most realistic looking blowjob outside of a porno that this greasy tiger has ever seen.

Bunny? Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!