Jimmy's got the liquor and I got the beef. We've all got our vices, folks.

Believe me, Judge there's plenty of white dialect that's fair game for comedy in my mind as well.

Single White Female
That movies is GREAT! I really enjoyed it in an unironic way…until that guy from Wings gets a blowjob from his girlfriend's roommate and then gets a stilleto in the eye. But up until that point, I was really into it.

In The Words Of Sen. Clay Davis
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

That whole montage of him collecting his team of roughnecks only to blow them all up on accident..had me in stitches.

Old School
It was 2002-2003 and me and a friend went to the movies but the film we wanted to see was sold out so the clerk recommended we see a free screening of something called "Old School."

Will Forte 4ever
He's got a sort of sincere endearment that is just so blatantly silly it somehow works. No other comedian could've pulled off his character last night without being grating/annoying after a while.

Well played, Arsenio.

"When I opened up the Bing one morning there you were with your head in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting."

Mel Kiper is such a caricature though he more amuses me than anything. That hair and his whole cocky aura…I wonder if he talks with his bros about women he's conquered like he talks about draft prospect.

There was that story circulating about how he was helping New Yorkers dig their car out of some snow. Then he slipped a 20 to everyone that helped.

Fucking Dilfer? He's the biggest gomer on a network full of them. I wonder if football analysts actually think they're doing a great justice to humanity by predicting the outcome of games/specific player performances…or if they're just holding back laughter thinking 'I can't believe I get paid for this shit.'

He's got a good point about why they carry those guns. "IT'S ABOUT RESPECT!"

Yeah, there's a couple scenes with the FBI in a conference or meeting and Agent Harris inappropriately noshing on a cheeseburger.

I'm pretty sure he says "Core"

Tobin Bell
He's so great in this episode.

They'll Be Baaaaaack…
Jack keeps Meg's phone number in the back of his Bible. It'll come in handy some day.

My favorite White Stripes album. Every song is classic.

IHOP Always Wins
I cannot fathom IHOP ever being anything less than completely tolerable.

Yes, I just finished season 3 and it just keeps getting better and better. Look out for Marlo up the block.