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I gotta lot of beef and sirloin-based jokes that I don't see going over with the hybrid car drivin' vegetable eating Hollyweirdos.

IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKIN' STACKED, BRAHS!

Or just go up there and curse everyone there's mother.

I just started season 4 of The Wire so fuck you Switters you motherfucking cocksucking mother fucker.

Pretty Brutal Stuff
I don't think there's been a more gruesome/realistic/gritty death in a movie outside of one of those Faces of Death snuff films than when Henry breaks that kid's neck during the video taped home invasion. It just doesn't get any worse than that.

You know it's a lame year for movies when the biggest buzz belongs to a British period piece. Christ those fish and chippers are dry.

Return of Rhonda
Was that the vaunted Rhonda Volmer I saw in the preview for next week's episode? I kind of liked her send-off and don't really see the need to bring her back. I wonder what her story's gonna be.

That spa sketch was unbearable. It was just Kristin Wiig hamming it up for 5 solid minutes.

Bride of Blackenstein
I loved Hader's character in that. I think the joke was that a booty like that will make anyone into a mumbling incoherence of ebonics.

Collie can't not get murdered during any given game. I swear the opposing team's DB's must have a pool on who can knock whitey out of the game first.

Don't underestimate NBC's ability to fuck up anything good. I swear to christ that network is a blackhole of bad decisions.

The Black Guys Love It
And the white guy is flustered/embarrassed. Damn, white people suck.

The end of The Second Coming has that heartbreaking scene of Tony visiting A.J. in the hospital with the tragic operatic Italian music playing. It really displays a sense that everything is about to come to an end for Tony's families.

Little Carmine? He's legally retarded ya know.

Todd F. Packer!

Spin-off anyone?
I for one wouldn't mind seeing Ralph: The Miami Years. I'm sure there'd be lots of strippers, cocaine, and speedos.

You could even throw "The Second Coming" on the front end of that and have a nice little trilogy.

Ralphi's dick was leaking. A likely excuse.

It's nearly impossible to watch The Blue Comet on its own without having to immediately watch Made in America. If you're a fan of the show, that is.