Inquiry! Inquiry!
Are Larry and Cheryl divorced or just separated?

If watching this show includes a steady paycheck, I'll believe anything he says.

Ol Abe
Anyone know what else Abraham Lincoln did besides getting shot in the back of the head?

Yeah, that's it! It's also located conveniently close to my office…

AV Club in the Red Eye?
I have a feeling I am only going to watch Bored To Death because it will be directly following what will be the most epic season of Curb yet. And I will be in such a pleasant and affable mood from my Curb experience that I will probably end up talking myself into enjoying Bored To Death even…

AV Club
Boy, you guys are real fuckin' uppers ain't yas?

Will it be called…
Confidence Man 2?

Not a Murray line but probably the funniest exchange in any Wes Anderson movie:

What is this a Youtube comment board?

I'll take punctuality…

Slow down. Chew your food.

Nancy
Bitch needs a dirty burger or two

They took a hostage
MY WIFE!

Right. Penises. Exactly.

You move in together, watch Will & Grace re-runs and go out to the Rowdy Cowboy on Saturdays to dance fiercely.

Wait, wait
But do they expose themselves!?

I don't know what it is but I too loathe Krasinski. I shouldn't. He comes off as likable and is good on The Office but there is something in his smarmy smirks that screams "I don't understand it either but everyone just seems to love me!"

Glaring omission
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Andy Samberg
Handsome goofball? More like goofy-looking goofball!

In the words of Ogre
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!!!!!!!