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First good chuckle of the day
While watching the trailer to this on Youtube, my iTunes was playing ELO's "Telephone Line" unbeknown to me and the whole time I was thinking the song was in the trailer and I was thinking "What an odd choice to play over a flick such as this, although it is syncing up nicely."

Really, when you think about it, that kind of doctor would be the polar opposite of the doctor in Arrested Development. The A.D. M.D., as it were, spoke vaguely negative but meant to be positive, whereas this doctor would be speaking vaguely positive but meaning to be negative.

Best line of the episode, next to Jesse's delivery of "robot?" when he realized the wheels in Walt's brain were turning on one of his ideas.

The Doctor
I was waiting for that doctor to mince his words.

Leland Palmer
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In high school after watching American Beauty, my friend and I had this funny ongoing joke about how in real life Peter Gallagher's nickname is the Eyebrow King and whenever he's banging out a woman real nice-like he shouts out "Who's the king!? Who's the eyebrow king!?"

To Samantha and JoeE: I think he was just born premature.

In all fairness to Badger
I don't think anyone, ever is going to buy D.J. Qualls as a member of any law enforcement agency.

Bill Murray's a smart ass.

Or
When Nick and Lindsey are dating and Nick puts his hand in her backpocket while they are standing around outside school and this spazoid kid from behind them sees and blurts out, totally ruining the moment: "Nice Andopolis! Grab me a piece of that!"

Favorite scene
Nick eating dinner at the Weir's after running away from home:

Good reading
I'll check this out but I doubt it will hold a candle to Fear and Loathing in America: Hunter S. Thompson's correspondence during his golden period of the mid-1960s-late 1970s.

Michael McKean!
Here comes your maaaan! Here comes your maaaaaan!

Lou Perryman?
That fat pedophile who's responsible for the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC?

Cracking open a safe
It doesn't take rocket appliances to figure it out!

What is this amateur hour?
Jesse forgot the first and most important rule of holding someone at gunpoint. You are never going to get what you want unless you show them you mean business by shooting an extremity.

Nothing new
The Slim Shady LP and Marshall Mathers LP, both fantastic albums, had this same shitty/pop culture reference infused single which didn't come close to representing the mad brilliance of each album as a whole.

Why review this!?
It's not even available on Netflix. How does one go about seeing this?

The Ending
I was really hoping Kenny would do the mature thing and confess to April the deal went through, assure her things would work out, go to Tampa anyway, try out and make the team the old fashioned way: through hard work and perseverance.

So so sad
Bryan Cranston's facial expression when he's spying on his wife and son from the baby's nursery is absolutely heartbreaking. Almost like he is already dead, observing what his family's life will be like when he is gone.