It's not exactly a news flash to find that the recruiting standards plummet when the number of bodies available to fill the ranks does as well. That's, like, basic supply/demand economics.

godDAMN it, what is with you people getting songs stuck in my head just lately? Now I have that fucking "Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana, GARY, INDIANA, my home sweet home!" bit from Music Man playing on a loop.

Chubby Chasee, it's a musical. 'Nuff said.

Oh, we used to DREAM of the day when we could play arse rape victims on primetime- whoops, sorry, wrong thread.

But he needs to refer to them as "tha fagelahs."

And the article didn't mention if it was a temple shot or a mouth shot, which can make a significant difference.

Rabbits don't have noisy sex 'cause they have cotton balls.

I have been to Forks. If there were a book store, the villagers would have attached it with pitchforks and torches long ago.

Rather a lot of tossing going on, RLY. We like a bit of tossing, don't we? Yes we do!

Kinda like the neverending AOL mass-marketing campaign.

I'd most likely hit that…

Goddammit, now I have a jingle stuck in my head:

…Gin mills, yellow wall-paper, horse-drawn buggies, onions tied to our belts 'cause it was the STYLE at the TIME…

Altamont? Terrible tragedy, that. But I demanded my money back, and I got it!
Free, you say? Ha! That's the same line they tried to use on me!

ilhd, you and I should give 'em the boot.

I wear anti-woe cologne.

TfAD, I believe I have met you in several forms on Metro Transit's local 358 that goes straight down Aurora.

@wc: Horsefellow.

Things I know about Australia (that I did not learn from Monty Python or the sublime movie Wolf Creek):

Not to flog a dead horse or nuthin, but