Otto: Prostitution and selling pot.

You musta raised 'em right, harbrock.

'Round these-here parts th' yowwens caint get inter kindy-garden if'n theyse ainta housebroken.

Isn't it like practically a form of incest for Savage to be on this Index?

I get the impression he didn't have a lot of (non-imaginary) friends as a child and he doesn't have a lot now.

Hey, leave Pauly Shore out of this.

Given enough motivation, you can in fact beat someone to death with those sandals.

I love blowing on my Hypercolor shirt while standing on a square of aluminum foil and listening to vinyl LPs on headphones.

Potatoes and Melons Straight from the Wholesaler

Evel, not even if you're really, really hornyHUNGRY I meant really, really, hungry?

Ha ha! Zing!

Waits, didn't she already have a l'il baked bean? Or possibly two bean 'uns?

Oh, tits, you just want to show off your avatar! (and by avatar I mean tits)

Eating Ice Cream with a Werewolf

Up with this bullshit you will not put?

Soooo… who's sucking you?

I have a brother-in-law who strongly resembles Lt. Worf.

With an extra buck for all-you-can eat.

Am I the only one who remembers a version called "9 Coronas?" (sample lyric: After 9 Coronas she looks like Cindy Crawford/Cindy Crawford/ Nothin rhymes with Cindy Crawford after NINE CORONAS).
It sounded like Offspring. Someone sent me this as an animated gif (featuring dancing Corona bottles, natch) in the late 90s…

I don't care what Carlos Alazraqui thinks as long as he says it in a funny accent.