Don't touch the oatmeal cookies in there!

Fun In Balloonland is freaking amazing. It's about an hour long and forty minutes of that is some woman off her meds narrating a parade. She literally babbles anything that runs through her mind.

"Pieces of the Night" has to be one of the greatest power-pop songs ever recorded. Still baffled why it was never released as a single.

"…and she's holding up me longjohns."

Maybe he and Nightwing and patrolling Krypton in Heaven…

Yep. I'll be in my bunk.

Except when it comes to Hillary's e-mails. Then it's fine to say that she's worse than Hitler.

After how spectacularly they fucked up announcing the Obamacare ruling back in 2012, you'd think they'd never be able to show their faces in public again.
You'd think…

Not to sound pervy, but there's been a picture of 2005ish Lohan in a bikini that's been popping up on Cracked lately ("Ten Celebrities That Used To Be Hot!")

The ones in my area dress in dark blue, but they still ride side-by-side just like the opening credits. It's like they're begging people to start humming the theme song.

It died on its way back to its home planet.

Best non-specifically European gay character: Kurt
Best foot severance: Guy
Best "Holy shit! My husband's gay!" realization: Kitty

It's the role Fred Armisten was born to play, baby!

Be careful what you do. Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts.

Portlandia can be pretty uneven ("The Story of Toni and Candice" was a chore to sit through and Nina and Lance aren't nearly as funny as the show seems to think they are), but the ups still outnumber the downs. The "Going Home" bit is almost worth a lifetime pass all by itself.

I saw Morrissey play a theater show in 2002 and it's still one of the best concerts I've ever seen. Based on how he's been acting, I'd be a bit wary to see what one would be like now…

I think part of it is that he keeps expecting labels to treat him like an au courant pop star and it's just not that world anymore. He has a very outdated idea of what "success" and "glamor" should be and seems to throwing a hissyfit because fewer and fewer people are agreeing with him.

You know they don't sound the way you planned them to be, right?

Hey, Honey Boo-Boo and the Duggars are gone. They gotta air something…

Hey, it's a medium where Lena Dunham is supposedly a disgusting blob. Whaddya expect?