Maybe I'd be more inclined to give Bernie a chance if he had some realistic plans for actually accomplishing anything. His main platform seems to be "yell at people until they give in."

Low seems to be rotating back and forth between great albums and just pretty good ones. The last one was the latter, so I have high hopes for this.

Mom, we live in Michigan!

Oh, for crying out loud. EACH! OF! YOU! WILL! ENTER! A! SPACE! CAPSULE!

You're quite a gal!

It can't BE!!! You're DEAD!!!!!

OPTICAL ILLUUUSION!!!!

I watched Robot Holocaust for the first time recently and Valeria turned me on like you wouldn't believe. Even that goofy accent is hot…

All du peepo abba in da whoa.

Cellular is also really good. Nothing profound or life changing, but still a clever and entertaining little thriller. It a "Saturday afternoon movie" in the best sense of the word.

It's easy forget how much of a risk it was to cast Robert Downey Jr. in the first one. He was still in his Reformed Druggie phase then.

I look forward to a young fan inadvertently revealing his tax shelter in the Cayman Islands and the IRS then auctioning off his pornography collection to make it even.

My junior high took the entire seventh grade to see The Boy Who Could Fly. In a theater, even.

What's funny/sad is that Theodore's side of the family basically devoted their lives to talking smack about FDR once he rose in the ranks. If they were around today they'd probably have their own reality show on TLC.

You could probably make some decent porn depicting Harding. Dude got busy in the White House cloakroom.

What about my series reenacting every second William Henry Harrison spent in office? If it starts next year with thirteen one-hour episodes a year, the finale should be coming by 2075. Catch the wave now!

I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I sure like your pixie drink!

Yeah, Wilco's new album is pretty cool.

The main thing I thought when I heard that cover of "Dear God" in the Spotlight trailer was "Sweet, Andy Partridge gets a check."

I'm not claiming for an instant that Hillary's perfect, but she's been saying some pretty solid and forceful stuff on the trail this time and is really pummeling the Republicans. The fact that the MSM is so desperate to tear her down means that she must be pissing off the right people. I like Joe a hell of lot and…