It's R-rated and you can't turn it into toys. Skill and critical raves can only take you so far.

Just about the only thing that movie has to recommend it is Emma Stone looking insanely hot in the trailer. I think I'm done with Cameron Crowe at this point.

Don't worry, his character is married to Dakota Fanning.

Yeah, all the white people were sitting safely on a curb checking their phones.

*Los Angeles collapses into rubble*

At least Paul Giamatti's getting a paycheck out of all this silliness (Oh, and he's also not going to be stuck in a shitty Spider-Man sequel/spinoff nobody wanted to see anyway.)

Mystic crystal revelations, muthafucka!!!

I was a bit more turned on by that disco suit than it's probably dignified for me to admit.

Shut up!

Oh, Mr. Wizard kid, he touched my breast with the fingers and the groping and the glavin!

Relax. When you're my age, you'll suck too.

Stupid wraparound story aside, I also thought that Luhrmann did a pretty solid job of it. It certainly captured the manic Anything Goes energy well.

I'm tempted to say that you're joking, but I know that you're probably quoting him word-for-word.

I'd love for the Peter Jackson who made Heavenly Creatures to come back, but he's likely gone forever. The Hobbit movies seem more like a sad surrender than someone following his artistic vision.

Hey, he made Jersey Girl and Cop Out. Something happened…

Tadpole deserves to be punched repeatedly. Just reading the plot description makes me mad.

Don't worry about it. It may not turn out right.

No Kevin Smith? This topic seems tailor made for him.

I know I sound smug as hell, but the thought that there are actual virgins on these boards is kind of adorable…

I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!