Or a Family Matters movie unless it changes from a semi-realistic portrait of a middle class family into Steve Urkel going back in time to fight pirates.

My first reaction when I was this was "Really?", but Hit & Run was a really fun and underrated little movie. I'll see where Dax is going with this…

No, Chex Party Mix.

I like this guy! You can come over to my house anytime you like! I'll let you fuck my sister!

I like this band a lot (I've seen them live twice and I'll buy this), but let's face it: they owe their entire career to Billy Idol's "Eyes Without a Face."

Come on, guys. I'm glad that Fury Road is doing well, but George Miller's not a blameless, holy creature. This still would have sucked. A Winklevi as Batman?

Well, my wife was out of town on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, which meant it was just me and my daughter. Since she's still too young to be left home alone, I couldn't even go running, which meant I got to be pretty lazy. Besides taking her to see Tomorrowland (good-looking film, but boy, did the screenplay need…

Me, too. My wife was gone to visit her family on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

Fucking '80s. Why couldn't I have been a kid during one of the good decades?

Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut album, called simply Whitney Houston, had four No. 1 singles on it? Did you know that, Mohamad?

Then go to a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable.

"Om…"

No sausage for little Homer?

"So, Ms. A.V. Club, what Marvel movie news would you be sharing if Newswire were open today?"

So if Luka lives on the second floor, does Luke live on the first floor or the third?

"Hmm, I have indie cred and a featured role in the Marvel franchise. I know, I'll take my sisters' rejects…"

Poor guy. And those portraits of guys having sex with porcupines don't pay for themselves.

How wude! Cut. It. Out.

There is no place I have been to I would rather call my home!

Jody's songs were easily the best part of In Space, and I like this. I'd listen to a whole album like it.