Take that, Mom!

Don't worry. It turns out that the Black Widow action figure is actually a flash drive.

I dunno, I'm holding out for the Under The Skin action figure myself.

Let's forget about Thanos with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!

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I shouldn't be surprised by this; if his stories during the spoken word shows are anything to go by, he'll do anything that's not porn or a snuff film (and even the first one may be negotiable.) Guy's obsessive about working; he co-starred in Wrong Turn 2, for crying out loud…

"Take it from a nut, Utz are better than nuts!"

I'm surprised it took you this long to get to him. There was stretch a few years back where it seemed like he was in *everything.*

My father will be happy. Whenever I've been back home on a Friday night, everything comes to a halt when it's on.

DON: What?

"Wichita, it's a hell of a town…"

"Fat Betty/Bam-a-lam…"

She was terrific in Clerks 2. She even made Dante seem like a plausible romantic lead, for crying out loud.

I seem to have died. Is that OK?

We were a sort-of Nielsen family for a while (no box, but they sent us a weekly viewing log to fill out along with a few dollars in cash) and trust me, it'd be the easiest thing in the world to fib on. I wouldn't trust any information I got from those things even if my life were to depend on it.

Yeah. The board game was pushing it a bit much, but the actual episodes themselves were quite good. They both definitely had a nice un-TV vibe.

Sort of like the people who want Bernie Sanders to win the Democratic nomination for President regardless of how that'd automatically give the White House to whatever wingnut survives the Tea Party gauntlet on the Republican side. I mentioned this to somebody on Daily Kos and he said something about how another…

I'm totally baffled as to why there's no Black Widow movie coming. You'd think that'd be a license to print money at this point, but who knows what Marvel's logic is?

Just so long as CSI: Cyber gives us a gritty reboot of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

He did direct two back-to-back episodes. As I recall, one started with them sitting around playing a Dukes Of Hazzard board game.