"Tigers are a cowardly, superstitious lot…"

Hopefully B.J. McCabe will come to her rescue. Those chimps can be pervs.

My wife likes The Following, but all I could think when I saw it was "Bernie Madoff screwed Kevin Bacon out of all his money, so now he's reduced to this."

I once saw a guy on some other comment board who said that he was hoping for Kristen Bell's Rob Thomas's other projects to fail so that they'd have no choice but to make more Veronica Mars. As far as I can tell, he was totally serious.

"Aargh! My butt!"

They want me to cast Charlton Heston as a Mexican!

"Miss Tracy, prepare the standard 'rich and famous' contract for Kermit the Frog and company."

"QUIET!!!!!!"

Mwaha!!!!

My daughter loved the first one, but if she's outgrown it by the time this one comes out, I wouldn't object too much.

I'm Cherokee Jack!

Between this and the Kids reunion tour, he seems to be on a little of an upswing. God knows the guy could use it.

I have nearly zero interest in network TV at this point, but this is damn good news. Hopefully they'll ease up a little on the woman-in-a-man's-world stuff and have more of her kicking arse…

Speaking as a Beach Boys fan, I can't help but feel sorry for Stamos. He seems like a good guy who genuinely loves the band, but his appearance on any stage equals instant cheese.

Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me!

I'm actually feeling relatively optimistic right now. The Republicans have become so dominated by the wingnuts that whoever survives the primary gauntlet is going to have a hard time just tacking to the center. Trying to do that killed Romney in 2012 and it's not going to be getting any easier next year. Not to…

Rusty the Emotional Star

Oh, I know. Read them both.

Or there's the option of checking the season set out of the library, fast-forwarding to some special parts, and not bothering with the rest of it.

I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself.