Typical Season Thirteen review:

I was all set to write this off, but after reading some reviews I'm sort of intrigued. Maybe a Redbox; it'll keep my expectations low.

She is. Tractor trailer full of issues, though.

I'd say his pluses outnumber his minuses overall, but Much Ado About Nothing was one of the more annoying things I've ever sat through. It was literally nothing but, "Hey, watch me jerk off with all my cool friends." I've seen photo collages on Facebook that were less insufferable.

It's particularly annoying how he seems to egg it on. He's the type of person who needs to walk out on stage at ComicCon and have 5,000 nerds go nuts.

I like Firefly, but the thirteen episodes and the movie were plenty for me. I feel absolutely no need for any more.

Frozen has some clever moments, but overall it's a perfectly average animated movie that probably didn't need to be a musical. How it wound up becoming the be-all and end-all in the annals of American life is totally baffling.

My ex-wife is the type of person who'd probably dig through David Tennant's garbage if she had the chance, so that put me off of it quite a bit right there. If people just accepted it as an enjoyable enough show, that'd be fine, but my God. Chill the fuck out, everybody!

I've probably mentioned this on AV Club before, but ever since me and my first wife divorced, I've decided that I never need to sit through anything fantasy-related again. Still haven't seen the last four Harry Potter movies or any of the Hobbit ones and God willing, I never will.

As odd as it sounds, the first Transformers film was quite a pivotal pop-culture moment for me. I walked out of that screening and I thought, "You knew full well going in that this was going to be horrible, yet you paid your money and sat there for three hours anyway. Why did you do that?" Thing was, I didn't have…

The Wire. It may be the greatest thing ever put on celluloid, but the megahyping of it is a bit of a turnoff. Its' fans remind me more of a death cult than people who enjoy a television show.

You guessed it: Frank Stallone!

And can he answer them in Jive next time?

The world needs a Spider-Ham movie. Hell, I'd settle for direct-to-DVD.

It's obviously not going to be Iron Man, Cap, or Thor and now we know that Scarlet Witch will in another movie. Have a hard time seeing them kill off Black Widow.

When you said "Moore", I flashed on Alan. I'd love to imagine his as showrunner on something like this…

Folding laundry isn't great, but I'm convinced that there's a level of Hell that's nothing but an eternal kitchen floor that needs mopping.

So do you!

*Lively ironically quotes the lyrics to some Disney song in an evil voice*

I remember my mother commenting on how well done it was, of all people. Don't think I watched it more than once or twice myself.