And a DC adaptation was never dour or dimly lit again. The End.

That picture is the funniest thing I've seen all week. I almost kind of want to go to this now.

Not to sound crass, but that toilet in Fisk's cell doesn't look like it's going to be up to the job…

I understand the need for more padding, but the old one looked like something that'd actually exist in the real world. Now he looks like he's off to fight Galactus.

That's downright Dowdian.

It's pretty amusing how blatantly James is being corrupted by fame and power. "Objectivity? A second opinion? Leaving screenwriting to screenwriters? Hell, no! My husband's going to put unicorns and leprechauns in the next one! Why? Because fuck you, that's why!"

My daughter went through a phase (even took her to see the live show), but it always seemed they were more interested in kissing up to hipsters than in entertaining children.

Or as it's called in Japan: Super Canadian Dude-Bro Happy Fun Time Nature Show.

See if they'd settle for shaking hands with danger first.

"Duncan Kane. He used to be my boyfriend…"

My daughter is nine and she must really be growing up fast. Now she mainly just watches Good Mythical Morning and Matthew Santoro videos on YouTube.

If you're going to get bummed out when one woman on OK Cupid doesn't respond to you, maybe you should just stop now. I actually got a decent handful of dates from there and the no-responds still outnumbered them two to one.

Dear Dan:

I also like how the scrapes and bruises Matt gets one episode are still there the next. This stuff has consequences.

Random Thought #86: Ever since the closing credits of this week's Mad Men, I've had an odd yen for a slow-motion fight sequence set to "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" by Roberta Flack.

I don't mind the ninja stuff in doses, but definitely save Thanos and Asgardians for the other Marvel stuff.

Have to admit, I wouldn't feel entirely shameful if I woke up next to Marci one hazy morning…

Yeah, that shot of him carrying that box of stuff to his car was a neon sign flashing HE'S DEAD. The one surprise was putting it off until the very last scene.

Exactly. When Karen finds out about Matt's double life, I have the feeling that she'll take it a hell of a lot better than Foggy did. Treatment of female characters is a valid concern, but I get the feeling that Oliver's looking to be offended just to be offended.

He would have looked so sexy and beautiful and he was so glad he had Karen as his best friend…