The Day My Lawyer Turned Punk.

Hot dog! We have a wiener!

I don't know: towards the end of their run, they did the Joe Cole murder and even interviewed Henry Rollins. The guy who played Henry in the reenactment looked more like he should be hanging out at a sports bar than fronting Black Flag.

All you need are those first two album and The Masterplan (b-sides collection.) Anything else, don't bother.

Cut him some slack. His wife was sleeping with a horse.

Then there was the Unsolved Mysteries about the arsonist who videotaped his fires and narrated them. It's been 20+ years and I still hear that guy's fucking voice…

Hopes & Fears: How did YOU! Help soooolve a mystery?

Man, Skinnier Wilson Fisk looks pissed.

According to Mormons in Utah, yes, it will.

"Dirk? Nuh. That can't be Dirk. Uh-uh. Nah, that's not Dirk. Nuh."

That was a really great watching-watching-watching-OH CRAP! moment.

Look at the Post and Courier getting all uppity and hoity-toity with those Eastern liberals. Why do they hate America?

Seeing that Samantha Mathis was starring in one of the Atlas Shrugged movies made me very, very sad. She deserves much better.

On the next episode of Mad Men:

I would so watch a franchise about that character.

I WILL FIND…oh, wait. Wrong Zod.

Maybe a little Motown. "Nowhere to Run" or some Supremes.

"No fair! You said *I* could play James Bond!"

All the better to get the Shawshank Redemption reboot off the ground.

Don't worry about Bill Paxton. That Thunderbirds sequel will be greenlit any day now…