What? No Doors?

This Issue: Girl-Man vs. Man-Boy!

Then he'll be defeated by his archenemy Cat In A Tree.

When the rights to Fantastic Four inevitably revert back to Marvel, do it as a Sixties period piece (the way everybody wants it to be) and have them team up with the Henry Pym Ant-Man.

I don't know, I attended college in the mid '90s and stuff like the Grateful Dead and Bob Marley were still huge. Someone still listening to Train doesn't seem like that much of a stretch.

Well, not only does this show treat women as actual characters with their own lives and motivations (Karen definitely isn't there to choose between Matt and Foggy), but all of the violence that's been directed at them has pretty soundly and definitively punished. Noir cliches can definitely be annoying, but I think…

This is definitely a grey area, but are the women on this show more victimized than any of the other characters? Matt gets the living shit pounded out of him in every episode. It's just a violent environment. At least it's consistent…

They also mentioned Roxxon…

No, Harry in a leisure suit. That'll be the most '70s thing ever.

Well, he is a grimy little pimp.

She sure wasn't served well by Diamonds are Forever. She goes from being savvy and cool to "Hiya, Mr. Q!" I always thought that she would have been sitting on the floor playing with Legos if the movie were ten minutes longer.

"Everyone who camped out in line to see The Phantom Menace, please leave now."

"Alri, alri, alri."

Sssh! Not until he's ready…

Apparently not. That's what he said.

The syndicated television critic who appears in my local paper spent most of his Daredevil review complaining about it ("Why do superheroes have to be so grim? Waah!"), but he made a valid point about how New York City is being gentrified to within an inch of its' life and that it's probably never been a safer place…

Shut your glory box.

*"Are You Ready for This?" played Taps-style on a lone trumpet*

Oh, and while we're at it, two more nitpicks:

Part of me is intrigued to hear what Samantha Morton's voice would have sounded like, but I can't imagine it working anywhere near as well. Scarlett's voice had that added (faux) humanity that would have drawn Theodore in and made the entire story possible. Morton would have just sounded like HAL.