Download a sex worker.

So I'm guessing that Ex Machina is going to be the new Dawes?

I particularly love the moment where she says she needs time to think and logs out. Such a tiny thing, but they both give it such weight. I really thought they were breaking up then, and I reacted to it the same as I would a "real" one…

Well, not uggos, but at the same time, Theodore's not James Bond. Throwing some of the sexiest actresses on the planet at his character seems a little bit off. Like I said, I don't have a clue as to what could plausibly be changed when you're making a movie like this, but it still nags at me a tiny bit.

That's part of the message of Her, actually.

I'd include San Francisco International. I can watch those '70s TV movies over and over again.

Don't get me wrong: I love, love, love, love this movie, but my one sticking point is this: Theodore is supposed to be a depressed, miserable, and lonely sad sack who gets to choose between Rooney Mara, Amy Adams, Olivia Wilde, and Scarlett Johansson's disembodied (and white hot) voice. Oh, and also Portia…

Porn.

"Jeremy Renner loved the three F's: food, fun, and fisting. We took Aaron Taylor-Johnson out on my cigarette boat Memorial Day Weekend 2014…"

So how will the Joker's game of gesture work exactly?

Yeah, I assumed that Longo's incarcerated in Oregon, but the review said Montana.

I think he'd give Jesus' resurrection a B-.

I'm seen him speak five times and I'd go again tomorrow. He's a total blast.

I saw Tony Bennett a couple summers back. He was 87 (I think) and puts on a hell of a show.

Well, no wonder they don't talk so loud.

"Do you have any clue what Pepper Potts' pussy tastes like after soaking in apple juice for three days?"

*David Duchovny desperately tries to reconcile*

So does the monster get accused of molesting the lead action hero guy's brother?

This is the true story (true storeh!) of Jonah Hill forced to seek out James Franco and finding out what happens when identity theft stops being polite and starts being real.

Watched this a couple weeks back on Netflix and the main thing I took away from it is that Ernest Cline may be the most insufferable person alive. No wonder I didn't like Ready Player One…