OTISBUR…I mean, SCOTT PILGRIM?!

I don't know, it felt pretty condescending to me. "Look at the bayou people, hyuk-hyuk."

I think the opening sequence of Basterds is probably some of the most flawless filmmaking I've ever seen. Every detail is perfectly placed.

-A.A. Dowd

Happy to see Inside Llewyn Davis here, but did A Serious Man not even make this list at all? There are days when it's my favorite Coen Brothers film…

I loved The Master, but I actually feel this way about Inherent Vice. For all the great acting and clever trappings, it just never drew me in.

The Artist won the Oscar and your mother probably likes it. Around here, that's like being banished to cultural Siberia.

I liked Frances Ha a lot, but ahead of Her, Under The Skin, and The Social Network? Really?

Fuck the Master. The way he walks around with those giant red hands on his robe like he owns the place that Torgo takes care of while he's away…

Most of Scott Pilgrim is great, but it ends on such a shrug. "Well, it's time for this to be over, I guess."

Are you really Indian?

Also needs "Tubthumping." Maybe "Everything Zen" as well.

Decent Job, Internet. I'll let this one slide.

He allowed himself to get hit just so Winnie would lean over him.

And smoke pot. Especially in a state where it's not legal.

Yeah, I'm perfectly happy with my anus' current performance. I don't feel the need to press it into additional service.

"Tons of stories were written"?

When I was in my twenties and working hard at being miserable, Von Trier was the shit.

This would probably be my choice. That or Her. Hell, I'll just say it's a tie.

1. God's Not Dead