Not the instructions on getting out of the box. That's written on the outside.

Your uniqueness will become a part of our own, true believer!

Boyhood is a very fine movie, but a lot of the raves about seem to be taking on a desperate tone. Sort of reminds me of those KEEP (YOUR CITY) WEIRD bumper stickers. "You better be weird, dammit!"

The main thing I took away from Haywire was, "Man, Gina Carano's never going to star in a movie anywhere near this good again."

The Social Network
Her
The Wolf of Wall Street
Under The Skin

I remember the Behind the Music episode that bemoaned how Heart sold their souls to corporate rock. It was like having Katy Perry lecture you on the evils of Autotune.

As much as I love XTC, I have a hard time seeing them ever turning into a slick hit-making machine. Cult eccentricity just seemed to come more naturally to them.

Liking stuff that ages poorly is one thing (we've all done it), but even back then, "What's Going On?" was total shit. I don't think I've ever known a single person who likes it.

PFP's debut was a bit flat, but Good God's Urge is a really underrated and interesting album and the live show I saw on that tour was a lot of fun. I'm still bummed that there was no third album.

I just want to see Harry in a leisure suit in some bungalow auditing models for the new L'eggs commercial…

No, it's his autistic son staring at a snow globe…

*originally published in Boys Life*

I dunno, I like how they aren't fitting things into neat little brackets. Life never goes that way.

No, it sounds about right. From the looks of that promo, they could have jumped ahead a lot farther. Maybe they would have if it wasn't for Kiernan Shipka.

You'll go where I go! Defile what I defile! Eat who I eat!

Damn you, Flanders.

THE AV CLUB
And after a while, I just stopped caring.

"It's a feeling. A spear in your side…"

"Because the sky it blue, it turns me on…"

When I look on the baseball court or the baseball diamond and see all that surging power, I wonder why the hell I should care.