This is just my gut talking, but I'm guessing that Rand Paul doesn't run. The Kentucky legislature probably isn't going to let him go for the Presidency and run for his Senate seat again at the same time and he's (sadly) a shoo-in for reelection. Why give up on a sure thing to tilt at windmills?

Are we going to Addis Ababa?

I'm the World's Greatest Criminal Mastermind, bitch!

My first wife had an IUD put in and right our daughter was born and it rocked. Didn't have to touch a condom again until after the divorce.

"Feel the futile warmth of her gaping abyss, then look into her eyes and know that you are alone."

My wife is four years older than me (I'm 40) and neither her age or the hysterectomy has really affected her libido at all. She says that she'd do it every day if I were up to it, but we end up with three or four times a week instead. First world problems, right?

I also really like Neil Finn's solo version off of Seven Worlds Collide, especially when the audience sings along…

As awful as the Republican Party has become, I can at least see how some of the big players (Mike Huckabee, John McCain) can appear likable. Ted Cruz and Scott Walker just give off creepy vibes.

My wife had a hysterectomy before we even met and as odd as it sounds, it rocks. Don't miss condoms at all.

It's not often you see someone with the raw sexual charisma of Joseph McCarthy…

The version of "Burning Down The House" from Stop Making Sense is probably one of my favorite things ever. Watching David Byrne and Alex Weir jogging in place never gets old.

Don't think it counts as a cover since three-fourths of Queen is still on it, but I still think that George Michael's live version of "Somebody to Love" is better than the original.

"Everything Cheap Trick Has Ever Done" is also an appropriate response.

Ian seemed like he would be a blast to hang out with. Megan was a little too flighty for my tastes (She could rock a bikini, though.) I also liked Justine Shapiro a lot.

I brought this sight unheard on Amazon and I'm glad I did. Listening to it now and really digging it.

Red M & M's, blue M & M's, they're all the same color in the end…

Slip inside your sleeping bag…

Pretty much the only reason it needed to exist was so people could say, "Hey, it's Mulder and Scully!" again.

Wait a second…this lesbian bar doesn't have adequate fire escapes! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

Granted, it was back in 1998, but I remember going to see The Avengers and having a perfectly decent time. No clue if it's held up or not, but it's not like the original was ever high art. I mean, come on.